and by Swell I mean SWOLLEN!!! I seriously feel like a beached whale. The swelling started at the beginning of last week and has gotten worse. After a scare that sent me to the hospital on Friday, when I thought I had a blood clot, it was actually a pocket of liquid that has collected in my calf from all the swelling. It is so attractive. So I am off my feet completely for the next few days. Justin informed me I should be thankful my ass has swollen to counter balance the swelling in my stomach. He lovingly told me that my ass is my anchor because I would have probably fallen over without it. As much as I wanted to punch him for saying this, he did have a point. He always makes me laugh and without the laughter I probably would have gone crazy!